Chris Neil: I hope you washed your ass tonight, Gryba. It's about to be kissed by hockey royalty.
Marc Methot: Hey, why are we wearing our home colours in Montreal?
Colby Armstrong: Come. Let's finish getting eliminated already and get on with the handshaking already.
Brendan Gallagher stares down at a trading card of Brian Gionta.
Brendan Gallagher: Stop. Habs, you have bled with Gionta; now, bleed with me. Amirite?
ALL: Ye-ah, woot, ole (etc.)!!!
Chris Neil: Wait, it looks like they want to fight. Gryba, would you please stop hunching over and put your white jersey on!
ALL: Gion-Ta! Gion-Ta! Gion-Ta! Gion-Ta!
(Note: At right: Alex Galchenyuk wears <3 war paint. Centre: Lars Eller has painted a ;p on his face. Left: Kaberle shows his age by painting his face after KISS drummer Peter Criss.
(Anachronistic battle noises)